Published on June 14, 2023.
Drink water or die.
Water has been the most precious thing on Earth since the dawn of time, flowing through every living thing and sustaining the very exsistence of your world. Alas, those who call this world home have succumbed to greed and carelessness. Polluting the oceans with putrid plastics and filling the skies with toxic fumes. But The Lords of Water bring a message of hope and redemption.
The Lord of Water draws their water from the Wenlock Edge, a place of unparalleled natural beauty, nestled in the heart of Shropshire. For 1000 years, our water has flowed through the silurian limestone, imbuing it with a wonderfully unique blend of minerals that add to the perfect taste of their water.
They are also committed to the principles of sustianability and responsibility from source to can with a hunger for new and innovative ways to reduct their impact of the environment. They are striving to preserve the water source for generations. Therefore, drinking The Lords of Water not only nourishes and hydrates us (as they say ‘Drink Water or Die’), but it also contributes to the protection of planet Earth.
THE LORDS OF WATER ARE A RACE OF SUPREME BEINGS WHO TRAVELLED TIME AND SPACE TO BRING YOU THEIR WATER.
NOT ONLY IS WATER THE SOURCE OF ALL LIFE THE WATER YOU DRINK TODAY HAS BEEN A PART OF EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY FATHOM SINCE TIME BEGAN. WATER IS THE PILLAR OF EARTH'S VERY EXISTENCE YET WE POLLUTE OUR WORLD WITH PUTRID PLASTICS THAT POISON THE OCEANS AND POLLUTE THE SKYS.
THE HUMAN RACE HAS ONE FINAL CHANCE AT REDEMPTION SO SET ASIDE PLASTIC BOTTLES AND DRINK WATER FROM OUR CANS OR YOU WILL MEET YOUR DOOM.
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Chloe Lewis
Chloe looks after all copywriting and proof-reading for Drink Warehouse UK, working with the Marketing team to deliver educational content to all our customers. She has spent many years in the hospitality sector, moving from behind the bar to now helping venues to stock their own. You can find more from Chloe about beer, cider, spirits, wine, non-alcoholic, soft drinks and RTDs all over our blogs, website, social media and Set The Bar magazine.
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